1. Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.”
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  2. alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
—
Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours. 

    alliartist:

    I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 

    Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.

    Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3

    Took so many hours. 

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  3. hatewizard:

tmirai:

eternal-golden:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Social Justice Warriors[SJWs] are the new cancer of the internet. They’re a bunch of college-age, American-centric, special snowflakes, who feel the need to dictate anything and everything like self-entitled asshole’s.
Who gave you the position of being the internet police?Who gave you the right to decide what words are acceptable or unacceptable to use?
Who gave you the right to judge someone’s comedy or content as bad and take it away?
Who gave you the right to constrict someone’s creativity(writing, art), because you think that it’s “problematic”?
To add to that, sjws are the most racist shitholes I’ve ever seen.
You complain about racism all the time, yet you’re the one’s who look at nothing but skin color. It doesn’t matter if a character is intelligent, strong-willed, kind, or helpful. If they’re white you automatically peg them as the devil. Lupita Nyong’o won an oscar for best supporting actress and ALL I saw was people being “so happy that a woman of color won the award”. Because it didn’t matter if Lupita was incredibly talented and nailed the shit out of that role, all you assholes focused on was her skin color.
You reduce everyone down to their sexuality or race or gender, without giving a crap about someone’s actual personality or character.
You lump everyone who isn’t white into a single category(POC).
I’d rather be identified by my race, and along with that it’s heritage, and culture, rather than be called 3 ambiguous letters or words. Do you know how ridiculously offensive it is to call a person someone “of color”? Like we’re somehow different from people who are white? Like we need our own tag to segregate us from white people? YOU ARE MOVING SOCIETY BACKWARDS WITH THIS KIND OF SHIT. 
Racism against white people exists; not in the West, but in other parts of the world. White people are not the majority everywhere. You think the world evolves around America? You think every place is as diverse as America? 
Go to Africa. Go to the Middle East. Fuck, go to parts of Asia. Open a history book maybe. SJW’s are actually trying to call Irish people POC, when they are WHITE AS SNOW because they can’t stand the fact that white people have been oppressed in history.
POC’s can be racist against other POC’s. My Arabian boss hates Asians. My black grandfather doesn’t like Mexicans. 
White people are not Satan reincarnated. POC’s are not angels. Get that through your fucking head.
And stop STOP STOP speaking for other races! You’re only making yourself look stupid and like your suffering from an extreme case of white guilt.
Stop trying to pick apart every TV show/song/movie and look for thing you might deem “problematic”.
Go outside.
Get some air.
Stay off the internet.
Talk to actual people. Because most of you have barely any real-world experience and you will be eaten alive with your ridiculous ideologies.
And before anyone says “Well not all sjw’s are like that”, I am going off of the majority of sjws on tumblr. And if I’ve learned anything from sjw’s, it’s that it’s totally fine to judge and generalize the majority. 
( The fact that I have to say that I am a black girl to avoid getting bombarded with comments like “white cishet” just shows how appalling your “movement” has become. )

I don’t think anyone can effectively argue against this person.

Perfect. Flawless victory.

Listen i’m drunk and admittedly not at the top of my game so i couldnt get past WHO GAVE U THE RIGHT but to me this sounds like an old man shakin his head back and forth yellin “HOW DDAAAAAARE YOU” while his jowls flap around (i only detail this because the mental image makes me laugh) all because somebody was like “hey your jokes are offensive and unfunny how bout u get some material that ain’t from 4chan” and i’m just not feelin it u kno
Anyone who think “”“”SJWs”“”” are the worst thing to happen to the internet since “i can has cheezburger” cat macros is so obviously full of shit, like..?. You’ve had to have seen what the internet can produce—nazis, pedophiles and pedophile apologists, literal fucking rapists who take pride in their actions—and your biggest issue is with a group of young people on tumblr who give a shit about empathy? Come on now. Come. On now.

    hatewizard:

    tmirai:

    eternal-golden:

    the-unpopular-opinions:

    Social Justice Warriors[SJWs] are the new cancer of the internet. They’re a bunch of college-age, American-centric, special snowflakes, who feel the need to dictate anything and everything like self-entitled asshole’s.

    Who gave you the position of being the internet police?
    Who gave you the right to decide what words are acceptable or unacceptable to use?

    Who gave you the right to judge someone’s comedy or content as bad and take it away?

    Who gave you the right to constrict someone’s creativity(writing, art), because you think that it’s “problematic”?

    To add to that, sjws are the most racist shitholes I’ve ever seen.

    You complain about racism all the time, yet you’re the one’s who look at nothing but skin color. It doesn’t matter if a character is intelligent, strong-willed, kind, or helpful. If they’re white you automatically peg them as the devil. Lupita Nyong’o won an oscar for best supporting actress and ALL I saw was people being “so happy that a woman of color won the award”. Because it didn’t matter if Lupita was incredibly talented and nailed the shit out of that role, all you assholes focused on was her skin color.

    You reduce everyone down to their sexuality or race or gender, without giving a crap about someone’s actual personality or character.

    You lump everyone who isn’t white into a single category(POC).

    I’d rather be identified by my race, and along with that it’s heritage, and culture, rather than be called 3 ambiguous letters or words. Do you know how ridiculously offensive it is to call a person someone “of color”? Like we’re somehow different from people who are white? Like we need our own tag to segregate us from white people? YOU ARE MOVING SOCIETY BACKWARDS WITH THIS KIND OF SHIT. 

    Racism against white people exists; not in the West, but in other parts of the world. White people are not the majority everywhere. You think the world evolves around America? You think every place is as diverse as America? 

    Go to Africa. Go to the Middle East. Fuck, go to parts of Asia. Open a history book maybe. SJW’s are actually trying to call Irish people POC, when they are WHITE AS SNOW because they can’t stand the fact that white people have been oppressed in history.

    POC’s can be racist against other POC’s. My Arabian boss hates Asians. My black grandfather doesn’t like Mexicans. 

    White people are not Satan reincarnated. POC’s are not angels. Get that through your fucking head.

    And stop STOP STOP speaking for other races! You’re only making yourself look stupid and like your suffering from an extreme case of white guilt.

    Stop trying to pick apart every TV show/song/movie and look for thing you might deem “problematic”.

    Go outside.

    Get some air.

    Stay off the internet.

    Talk to actual people. Because most of you have barely any real-world experience and you will be eaten alive with your ridiculous ideologies.

    And before anyone says “Well not all sjw’s are like that”, I am going off of the majority of sjws on tumblr. And if I’ve learned anything from sjw’s, it’s that it’s totally fine to judge and generalize the majority. 

    ( The fact that I have to say that I am a black girl to avoid getting bombarded with comments like “white cishet” just shows how appalling your “movement” has become. )

    I don’t think anyone can effectively argue against this person.

    Perfect. Flawless victory.

    Listen i’m drunk and admittedly not at the top of my game so i couldnt get past WHO GAVE U THE RIGHT but to me this sounds like an old man shakin his head back and forth yellin “HOW DDAAAAAARE YOU” while his jowls flap around (i only detail this because the mental image makes me laugh) all because somebody was like “hey your jokes are offensive and unfunny how bout u get some material that ain’t from 4chan” and i’m just not feelin it u kno

    Anyone who think “”“”SJWs”“”” are the worst thing to happen to the internet since “i can has cheezburger” cat macros is so obviously full of shit, like..?. You’ve had to have seen what the internet can produce—nazis, pedophiles and pedophile apologists, literal fucking rapists who take pride in their actions—and your biggest issue is with a group of young people on tumblr who give a shit about empathy? Come on now. Come. On now.

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  4. pocockhontas:

bane’s combo was crucial as shit

    pocockhontas:

    bane’s combo was crucial as shit

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  5. chaoscontrolled123:

    Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.

    so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell

    EDIT: I still can’t believe this took off like it did this is crazy??? Just wanted to let people know that there are indeed errors in the transcription and this is indeed not a very good recording (I threw this together in like 30 minutes at 1 in the morning,) but I’m working with the music department at my college to get the transcription more accurate!

    in the meantime enjoy this fantastic choral arrangement by wellmanicuredman i’m in love

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  6. yue-tama:

so i saw this chart on facebook and im—-

    yue-tama:

    so i saw this chart on facebook and im—-

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    photo

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  8. pastashovel:

    Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy” 

    UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK

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  10. doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

    doasdreamrsdo:

    falcnpunch:

    askradicalgoodspeed:

    darthshadow:

    Well fuck you too.

    For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

    pokemon aint real hows that answer

    YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

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